Thursday, December 13, 2007

Work and Prison


Work vs. Prison: Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your timei n a 6X6 cubicle /office.

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for.

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal andyou have to pay for it.

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.

@ WORK
You get more work forgood behavior.

@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

@ WORK You must often carry a security cardand open all the doors for yourself.

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.

@ WORK
You could get fired for watchingTV and playing games.

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet withsome people who pee on the seat.

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speakto your family.

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to got o work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wantingt o get out and go inside bars.

@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens.

@ WORK They are called managers.