Im confused

I'm still a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....



If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic,

different."



Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers: a quintessential American story.



If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.



Name your kids Willow, Trig, and Track: you're a maverick.



Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.



Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating: you're well grounded.



If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community o rganizer, become the first

black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration

drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a

Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator

representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the

state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the

United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while

sponsoring 131 bills and

serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's

Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.



If your total resume is: local weather girl (sports caster), 4 years on

the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000

people, 20 months as the governor of a state with? 650,000 people, then

you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.



If you have been married to the sam e woman for 19 years while raising 2

beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real

Christian.



If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your

disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a

Christian.



If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the

proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.



If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other

option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed

teen daughter ends up pregnant , you're very responsible.



If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a

prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city

community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't

represent America's.



If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DUI

convictio n and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age

25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska

from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.



OK, much clearer now.