Let me introduce to you...someone you will come to know...

He has similar skills as the g.o.a.t (greatest of all time) with humble demeanor. He hails from the same city where His Airness won six N.B.A. titles. He took his skills from Marquette University to South Beach Miami Florida and in his third year he delivered a finals performance that earned him finals M.V.P. and World Champion. He wears the number three, absent is the number two, who he is now compared to. Maybe he is the new second coming. I think its fair to say “Flash”, remind you of the calm who donned number 23 when he was creating the storm in the 90’s. He moves like a panther with the killer instinct and never needed the hype to tell him how great he is. The Miami Heat are champions because of him. This young man at the age of 24 became a superstar over night, escalating his star status. Lebron had the media attention while Kobe dropped 81 points on Toronto this year. Little did we know about good the kid who plays down in south beach really was? Previous playoff performances had him hurt, searching for the right mix and alignment of the planets to get the blessing from the basketball Gods. We should all call him Neo, in this matrix of who now runs the N.B.A. Yes I said it, he’s Neo to Shaq’s Morpheus. The Dallas Mavericks had no answer for him as they searched to find their own savior. Hard work and preparation prevented a passive poor performance. Ladies and gentleman with out further ado I introduce to you from Chicago, Illinois, via the World Champion Miami Heat, Dwyane Wade.

Christian Humor

T.D. Jakes was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. When his plane arrived , there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.

"You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." T.D. gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person." "The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think its Jesus because he's got T. D. Jakes for a chauffeur!!!!!