Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Heart and the back of it


The Heart and the back of it.


It turns out that the worldwide known heart-shape, the symbol of love, doesn't have to do anything with its anatomic original. An American psychologist says it wasn't the human heart but the women's buttocks that were used as its prototype. Galdino Pranzarone, a psychologist from the Roanoke College in Salem , Virginia , says that the red chubby heart, the symbol of love, was inspired by women's body shape . He suggests that it was the beauty of women's buttocks that inspired our predecessors to use this part of the body as a symbol that later on became the symbol of love. "We can hardly say that the two halves of the red heart shape correspond to the two lobes of the ear or two ventricles of the heart put together", - says the scientist. Pranzarone also said that the real human heart could never be that scarlet. He adds the heart doesn't have a hollow on top and a bevel from top to bottom. Yet woman's buttocks have this very contour. During his research, professor Prazarone has scrupulously analyzed volumes of literary and mythological sources and found the supporting evidence for his hypothesis. The psychologist reminds that even ancient Greeks glorified the beauty of women's body, especially of the reverse side of it, so to speak. For example, Aphrodite was considered the goddess of beauty inspiring everybody mostly by the shape of her buttocks. The Greeks even constructed a temple called " Aphrodite Kallipygos" that can be translated as "Goddess with Beautiful Buttocks".

12 Reasons...

Twelve

INDICATIONS THAT A BLACK MAN YOU KNOW MAY -- STILL-- HAVE A SLAVE MENTALITY!


A main aim of US slavery was to brainwash and "program" blacks to keep us subservient, ignorant, dependent, and therefore "harmless".

Here now are 12 indications that a black man (or woman) you know may STILL have a slave mentality even TODAY:


1. He has access to a backyard where he could plant a few fruits and vegetables. Instead he sits on his ass and cries into his hands" "I'm hungry! Oh! When will the White Man feed me?"

2. He doesn't read. So he just repeats everything he hears. The last newspaper he read was 7 years ago. You could take a crisp $100 bill, write his name on it, and put it in a book two inches under his nose. When you come back 3 months later, it will still be there!

3. There are libraries, books and Search Engines but he never researches anything. But his only source of information is the local drug dealer and the Homeys!

4. He complains loudly about everything. But when you turn and ask him "What is YOUR idea to help us? How do YOU think we can improve this situation?" he never has one!

5. If you are building something, he is the first to tell you why it will NEVER work. The truth is, he doesn't want you to rise any higher than the sewer he is in!

6. If you are building a house he will be sure to come by and tell you why it's stupid to even try, and that it will fall down. But when you finish and you and your Family move in, his trifling ass will knock on the door and ask: "Can I stay with y'all for free?"

7. He believes that there is such a thing as "A Real Nigga". If you leave it to him, everybody in the black community would just stand by and let criminals run it or pull it down.

8. He has no courage. If even a woman he knows is getting beaten down he will do nothing, and won't even call the Police. He always wears the "right" clothes and strikes the right pose to look "hard" or "BAD" but in reality he is a damn coward.

9. He talks about Bullshit ALL THE TIME -- like his 'grill', his rims, and his 40-ounce. You never hear him discuss anything really important like buying schoolbooks or warm winter coats for his kids, or about checking on his kids', nieces' and nephews' health and nutrition!


10. He constantly whines about his neighborhood. Yet you notice that his trifling ass will not even clean up the pile of trash that's right at his feet!

11. He wants to remain "dependent". When you ask him "When was the last time you contributed anything to feed your kids?” he answers, "They are with my Baby's Mama. The White Man's Welfare is spoze to feed them!"


12. You ask him to explain: "What did George Clinton mean when he said: "Free your mind, and your Ass will follow”?

He scratches his head, because he doesn't have a clue.