Tuesday, September 12, 2006

This Just In...

September 12th, 2006 – The southeast leadership of the Klu Klux Klan has disbanded and the move could start of a chain of disbanding among KKK units nationwide. The KKK leader stepped to the podium, his hood lowered around his shoulders and a look of disgust on his face. He said, "Sorry guys but this will be our last meeting; we're going out of business." A member stood up in back. "But why sir?"
The leader sighed, "Well, reverend, the Nigras are doing a better job getting rid of themselves than we ever did, so we are no longer needed."
There were rumblings and protest. The leader raised his hand to silence the Klan members, and said, "The corporate rap music says more vile things about black women than we ever thought of and it’s on every station in the world. Even their women sing vile things about themselves"The members grudgingly nodded in approval. The Imperial Dragon continued: "And their women write books and make movies that emasculate Black men better than any hangings we ever had or our speech writers ever could, looking down at two men seated in front who lowered their heads.
"They shoot each other constantly ", and wear shirts saying “stop snitching on drug leaders and killers” he continued;" And as a group, they spend a huge amounts of money on cars, liquor, diamonds. Its bragged about in their magazines -- and nobody needs us to talk about how a lot of their sorry asses keep playing the race and victim cards. Some members went looking for dictionaries, while most members nodded as it hit them that their job was finished; that blacks had become their own worst enemy. The leader shook his head.
"It's time to go back to our regular lives as policemen, judges and congressmen, and leave the business of getting rid of Nigras to Nigras. They are just better at it than us. "
He then threw his hood on the ground and walked off the stage. This ended the last KKK meeting in the Southeast but Imperial Dragons in other regions of the country stated that the move is a smart one and that other chapters will likely follow.

My people this is a fictional account but what if they were behind closed doors conversating about us. Our bling is everywhere because we want to be seen. This was written to just think about our actions and how we are bafooning ourselves. Gone are the days of individuality for some because of what someone else has or doing, we want to follow that crowd.